Monday, July 14, 2008

Public Service Announcement



PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: I, K. Anntionette founder & President of the Committee for Wayward Titties can not, will not & absolutely refuse to stand by in silence as this tragic epidemic continues to infect the eyeballs of innocent people. I stood by as long as I can ignoring loose, over-exposed, sloppy, lazy and various disrespectful displays of titty- foolishness run a-mock throughout the world-wide-web. The time has come for change ladies "will you come today?


This organization was created to provide information and most of all (pause) support, because sometimes that's all a rambunctious titty needs is a lil' or a lot (depending on the extremity of the case) of support. As in all tragic crimes of ignorance we at The Wayward Titty choose to protect the identity of victims of a titty-tantrums. Case #1 exhibit A Pic I: This young lady is a grown woman who should know better than to wear a Lycra halter top with tear drop titties. There is no material made outside of NASA strong enough to hold those suckers up. You are just wrong, but not alone because whomever those young ladies are in the pics with you are not your friends (I don't know you & I'm more of a friend to you then they are) you would've never been allowed to leave home w/o tucking your titties securely into their holster. Pic II: That's not sweat on the front of your shirt, those are tears... your titties are sad not because they're long & droopy but because they don't want to be out there like that and neither should you. Please come back, please bring them home... There's support for you here at the Wayward Titty home for girls. Will you come? Will you?
This message has been brought to you by the WAYWARD TITTY COMMITTEE: FIND YOUR WAY HOME... ONE TITTY AT A TIME

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