Friday, July 25, 2008

Aint nuthin wrong with a little Hank-ie Pankie!!!


Recently a very prominent Hollywood power couple confessed to the U.K. press that they have alternative martial beliefs. Enough of that… legal politically correct jargon. Let's get down to bidness'... basically they allow each other “tap-someone-else’s-ass” pass’s. This is old news to me as I’ve known this juicy tidbit for years. Ever since the leading man in this drama divorced his 1st wife and mother of his first child over a decade ago. 1st wife received an gigant-u-most alimony and child support settlement so impressive it was mentioned in several news publications. (She gets paid so handsomely per month that she could hire me to be her BFF for one year with one month's alimony check. Only problem with that is I would move up into higher tax.) All of this left everyone in Hollywood questioning why so much $$$? Does she know where the bodies are buried? Well… sources (In this case "sources" means just because some people take an oath to protect their job, doesn't mean that sometimes tequila makes me run my damn-mouf oath...back to the story) say that it’s “hush-yo-mouf” money.


Whisper’s among Hollywood said that 1st wife caught “leading man” in bed with his male manager whom has also been linked to several other top names in the entertainment industry who also have questionable alternative sex lives. Maybe he was method acting or maybe his business savvy Hollywood manager turned him out or just waited patiently for the beast of Hollywood to turn “leading man” his way.

This questionable incident happened around the time that “leading Man” was starring in a movie where he played a young closet homosexual. There was a controversial scene in the movie where he kissed another man full on the mouth. This particular role was the catapult for this young rapper turned actor’s career taking him from bankrupt status to one of the highest paid actors today.

His “supporting actress” wife is equally as talented but hasn’t taking full advantage of her power position as his wife and seems to be comfortable spending money exploring her other creative adventures such as "alternative" music. Her lifestyle prior to they’re marriage was also questionable as she has been linked to not only a legendary female rapper as well as her co-star on a sitcom about a historically black college.

It’s been said through the years that the common thread holding this Hollywood couple together is their open-mindness to allow each other freedom to do what they want with whom they want without fear of judgment or loss of love from the other.

All of this makes me wonder if all that’s necessary to have a successful marriage is a commitment to stay married no matter what? A good friend of mine told me a long time a go that when he got married that it would be under terms that he and his wife could honestly adhere to which could include living in two different homes part of the year? If you could negotiate the terms of your marriage without fear of judgment what would you change about the institute or marriage?

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