Public Service Announcement: The Wayward Titty group home for girls believes in rehabilitating rebellious breast-ist-us one titty at a time. Due to the recent epidemic of rambunctuous titty-tantrums, The Wayward Titty Committee has been extremely busy canvasing the web for young women who need a safe loving supportive place to rest their over active & exposed mammary glands. You will be happy to know that our first candidate (see 1st PSA post) raised enough money on her birthday to buy the proper sized dress and yes, people... a strong sturdy boulder holder. Therefore there is an empty bed with the above young ladies name on it.(the identity of titty-tantrum victims are protected to insure proper assimilation into society) Will you come today? Will You?
In life... as well as in a good brassiere you need balance... The second young lady does just that. She's giving us the straight up titty "bizness." It's clear to see that she loves herself and her breast as she stands strong and proud just as her breast does. Her breast are happy and alert because they are supported.
We here at The Wayward Titty are not opposed to breast... there's no room for hate in our group home only love & support. You will be happy to know that we have our first celebrity spokes person "The Queen of Soul" Aretha Franklin. Re-Re was given a citation & out-patient treatment due to the fact that she has recently loss a considerable amount of weight and is currently in the process of adjusting her eyes to a slimmer body and breast size.
This message has been brought to you buy the Wayward Titty Committee for The Wayward Titty Group home for girls: Rehabilating titty's one breast at a time.
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