D.L. Hughley: Interview with Freddie Mac

King of Comedy DL Hughley will be ruling the stage at the Improv this weekend until February the 8th. All I know is you better check yourself if you plan to sit in the front row…I remember back in the BET Comic View days DL would stop dead in the middle of his performance and tear ya’ @ss up if you looked a mess. That’s a sign of a true comedian…I actually enjoy watching a good impromptu break down. But you won’t catch me in the front row…not because I’m scarred. Naagh unngh! I’m ignant, I got a mouth on me so if DL Fk’d wit me it wouldn’t be funny at all. I’mma black out after the first ya momma joke. (I’ve never been able to play that game without someone not hatin’ my @ss after all is said and done.) Ya know, How far is too far… Ya mamma so mannish she think a jock strap is a g-string. Ya mamma so stupid she thinks being a metro-sexual is having sex on the bus. Ya mamma so fat her “@ss” works part time as skateboard park on the weekends. Ya mamma so black she can’t go outside at night without glo sticks…she walk down the street twirling and waving her hands around like she at a rave… alright y’all I’m sorry I had a grade school flashback.

Seriously I’m very proud of DL Hughley ‘s resume, BET Comic View, HBO Kings of Comedy, The Hughley’s on ABC, and currently DL Hughley will be interpreting the news in his own hilarious comedic style on CNN. A black man in the white house and a black comedian on CNN reporting the news what's next... Larry King is probably in his dressing room pulling out what’s left of his hair. (Naw I kid! Larry seems to be a cool @ss dude him & DL probably chill in the green room with some CNN groupies & dranks.) lol

See ya at the Improv;>
K. Anntionette

Boy...You so different!

Sometimes all that you can say is Boy...you so different!

Homeboy is fashionably bi-polar. He doesn't know wheter he wants to be a Revolutionary Rebel by the skull or a Sidney Poiter dignified suit wearing negro! He almost has the Obama presidental look down except he ain't ready to totally sell out. Lawd that damn Kanye West got dude's losing they mind.!!!!

Oh chile things is gonna get easier;>
K. Anntionette

Erykah Badu & producer Jay Electronica (who?)announced the birth of their baby girl Mars Merkeba on Twitter. Now, I know what you're thinking but hey... naming your child some far out name seems to be the trend among celeb's today. Besides baby Mar's sister and brother's names are Seven and Puma. What was she going to do name the baby something normal like Boumkeshia or Laquwaundellia? Momma Badu is suppose to be performing in Houston at the Arena Theatre sometime in March. I betcha she drops the baby weight real quick and looks as good as she did last year.

My momma wanted to name me twaquanella but then the anesthesia wore off ...Luv Ya;>

K. Anntionette

Sniper's snare

I chose to crop the heads off of these girls...My heart couldn't expose them, they are just babies with low self esteem and maybe someday they'll want to be the first lady instead of the bottom beyotch...someone has to protect the children, even from themselves!

Oh Lawd! I've kept quiet for too long dammit...I'm about to pop off like the mofo'in DC Sniper because I'm sick of this ish'... I occasionally stroll through websites like allthepartiesindmix.com, it is one of my many guilty pleasure outside of watching trashy reality shows like "Real Chance of Love," All the "Flava of Luv's," "I love New York," and "I Love mindless bullish" (the last show hasn't been created but just wait I'm sure it's coming soon.) Oh yeah, and Maury Poovich paternity test shows. I can't help myself, I'm a voyeur. Anywho! I ran across this week's Belvedere 2/1 edition on Alltheparties and couldn't help but notice all of the pics were of women. Ok, out of 77 pic's there were about 6 of guys. But guess what...I'm not trippin' because I can appreciate a beautiful well coiffed woman just like anyone can right? My gripe or rather snipe is... Why do damn near all of them look so fake and unoriginal? Fake @ss video vixen's I mean vamps...lots and lots of titty torture (Social Privy Defination> when a girl pushes her push-up bra to the max and her chest looks like a human nut crusher)

Ton's and ton's of weave (I know a lot of Asian beauty suppliers are gigglin' to themselves "aaggh haa haa haa recessioni my assa...I got a freshie shipment of korean yaki come in today jus for youa black guhl")

Can we talk about the poses????!!!!!! Oooh Lawd chile these girls must subcribe to King & Smooth Magazine because they got the head cocked and I do mean cock'd, come hether eyes, lashes low "I'm innocent but I can be a Ho" pose down pat! Some even have the audacity to sprawl they @ss all across the damn furniture and you know half of em don't wear draws. So just imagine the bacteria cocktail you could pick up off those couches. Who comes to the club to do a lingere photo shoot? I'll tell who... someone to cheap to hire a photographer with a studio for all that "live out my fantasy of being in Hustler-playboy-center page of Jet-Smooth-King magazine-Karrine Steffan's wannabe video vixen bullish'." It's a club!!!! Dammit! Not a phot shot.

What happened to the natural "I'm having fun, happy to be out poses?" Or better yet my outfit is fabulous and I'm giving out the "Diva bizness" tonight poses. Where is the style? I'm sorry titties & @ss are not accessories contary to belief. You might get away with it in the spring/ summer but can we see some "winter-I-wonder-what's-under wear." The overall view of this page looks like a damn Stripper Highschool yearbook. Wheeew! I let it out. Damn, it feels good to express yourself with your clothes on. I suggest some of you "club models" try to do the same.

Keepin' it real...I'm sorry but I had to;>

K. Anntionette

Ps: Anyone with a problem with my opinion of how someone position's themselves on the Worldwide Web for all to see can #1 Kiss my @ss #2 Leave a comment I luv a good debate because I'mma talk about these chicks just like I do the fools on reality TV.

Jennifer Hudson - National Anthem at Super Bowl 2009

Jennifer Hudson's rendition of the National Anthem at the Suberbowl was hands down the best I've ever heard. It was especially moving considering all that she has encountered in the past year with the loss of her family members. However it also feels especially patriotic with a black president in office who brings all races together in hope and faith of rebuild America and bring our troops home from war.

Fashion, Film And Fun times!!!!

Zoe Design Studio 2009 Preview

My curiousity was peaked when I recieved an invitation to the Zoe Collection Video Viewing party. I had no idea of what to expect as I've never heard of the hostess. The invitation stated to come prepared to place your orders. Orders for what? I continued to scan the flyer for clue's...ok, at the bottom there was a catagory of invited guest: models, makeup artist, hair designers, photographers, celebrities... Well, sounds like an event for the pretty people. I decided to attend. (giggle)

As guest arrived they enjoyed the beautiful African Art that lined the walls of the Zoe Design studio. Jackie of Melodrama Boutique was among the many exclusive guest invited to preview the collection, Looking very euro-chic might I add. Luv the beret' daahling! Zoe's neighbor Dez, graphic designer of House of Greenwood dropped in for quick peek at the line. His design studio is also located in the 3400 Montrose building. Marcus Harris of Music World graced the studio with his presence. I wonder if we'll see Beyonce or Solange in a Zoe Design.

Fashionista's and trendsetter's were positioned front row to check out the collection.

What's up Michelle! I see ya doing ya thing on the runway!


Pic 2> Makeup artist Makely Lane & jewelry designer/stylist C. Perrone

Congrats Zoe! I applaud your moxie & entrepreneurial vision.

Negris LeBrum Clothing Co. hosted The Black Olive Martini Mixer and premiere of 10 min short film "The Voice" at The Butterfly Lounge.

Everyone luved the delicious Negris Black Martini. I begged them to let me in on the secret ingredients and they refused. But... I continued to pry until someone spilled the goods. Moo-Ha Ha Ha!!!! Dont worry my lips are sealed...for a small price.

Tanisha Warner played a role in the film "The Voice."

Some guest were invited as a part of an organized social networking group. Within one week I've met three different social networking groups all of which had a different demographic. This seems to be a current trend in Houston. Maybe I should start one?

Pic 2> Nikki Culberson of Foxxie Couture http://foxxiecouture.com/

Travis passed out Negris Lebrum monogrammed eye wear. Of course Nikki's keen stylist eye chose a hot pair that complimented her fabulous outfit. I tried the same pair on but got a whole different result good thing Nikki was on the spot to help me pick a pair framed my face. Good Looking out Missy!!

Travis Hamilton designer and founder of Negris Lebrum Clothing Co.

Nikki bid me farewell on the city streets of Houston a'la Carrie Sex in the City style!!!!

Last but not least...I'm going to expose myself as a bad socialite blogger because I was also invited to attend M2M Style lounge's Satuarday night however this time I was fashionably late and guess what...Dammit those Montrose Boys were on time! I missed the whole show but made it in time for the cocktails!!!!

Luv ya;>

K. Anntionette