Aint nuthin wrong with a little Hank-ie Pankie!!!

Recently a very prominent Hollywood power couple confessed to the U.K. press that they have alternative martial beliefs. Enough of that… legal politically correct jargon. Let's get down to bidness'... basically they allow each other “tap-someone-else’s-ass” pass’s. This is old news to me as I’ve known this juicy tidbit for years. Ever since the leading man in this drama divorced his 1st wife and mother of his first child over a decade ago. 1st wife received an gigant-u-most alimony and child support settlement so impressive it was mentioned in several news publications. (She gets paid so handsomely per month that she could hire me to be her BFF for one year with one month's alimony check. Only problem with that is I would move up into higher tax.) All of this left everyone in Hollywood questioning why so much $$$? Does she know where the bodies are buried? Well… sources (In this case "sources" means just because some people take an oath to protect their job, doesn't mean that sometimes tequila makes me run my damn-mouf oath...back to the story) say that it’s “hush-yo-mouf” money.

Whisper’s among Hollywood said that 1st wife caught “leading man” in bed with his male manager whom has also been linked to several other top names in the entertainment industry who also have questionable alternative sex lives. Maybe he was method acting or maybe his business savvy Hollywood manager turned him out or just waited patiently for the beast of Hollywood to turn “leading man” his way.

This questionable incident happened around the time that “leading Man” was starring in a movie where he played a young closet homosexual. There was a controversial scene in the movie where he kissed another man full on the mouth. This particular role was the catapult for this young rapper turned actor’s career taking him from bankrupt status to one of the highest paid actors today.

His “supporting actress” wife is equally as talented but hasn’t taking full advantage of her power position as his wife and seems to be comfortable spending money exploring her other creative adventures such as "alternative" music. Her lifestyle prior to they’re marriage was also questionable as she has been linked to not only a legendary female rapper as well as her co-star on a sitcom about a historically black college.

It’s been said through the years that the common thread holding this Hollywood couple together is their open-mindness to allow each other freedom to do what they want with whom they want without fear of judgment or loss of love from the other.

All of this makes me wonder if all that’s necessary to have a successful marriage is a commitment to stay married no matter what? A good friend of mine told me a long time a go that when he got married that it would be under terms that he and his wife could honestly adhere to which could include living in two different homes part of the year? If you could negotiate the terms of your marriage without fear of judgment what would you change about the institute or marriage?

Good News @ The Wayward Titty

Public Service Announcement: The Wayward Titty group home for girls believes in rehabilitating rebellious breast-ist-us one titty at a time. Due to the recent epidemic of rambunctuous titty-tantrums, The Wayward Titty Committee has been extremely busy canvasing the web for young women who need a safe loving supportive place to rest their over active & exposed mammary glands. You will be happy to know that our first candidate (see 1st PSA post) raised enough money on her birthday to buy the proper sized dress and yes, people... a strong sturdy boulder holder. Therefore there is an empty bed with the above young ladies name on it.(the identity of titty-tantrum victims are protected to insure proper assimilation into society) Will you come today? Will You?

In life... as well as in a good brassiere you need balance... The second young lady does just that. She's giving us the straight up titty "bizness." It's clear to see that she loves herself and her breast as she stands strong and proud just as her breast does. Her breast are happy and alert because they are supported.

We here at The Wayward Titty are not opposed to breast... there's no room for hate in our group home only love & support. You will be happy to know that we have our first celebrity spokes person "The Queen of Soul" Aretha Franklin. Re-Re was given a citation & out-patient treatment due to the fact that she has recently loss a considerable amount of weight and is currently in the process of adjusting her eyes to a slimmer body and breast size.

This message has been brought to you buy the Wayward Titty Committee for The Wayward Titty Group home for girls: Rehabilating titty's one breast at a time.

Rick Ross was Da Biggest Boss

It has been confirmed per Kim Osario, former editor-in-chief of The Source Magazine, that Rick Ross was in deed the biggest boss when he worked as a prison guard for 18 mos in 1995. The Florida rapper passionately denies that the photograph of him sporting legal "Prison Brown's" is not him. He does admit that it is his face but... he's using R.Kelly's "Little Man" legal defense tactics. Ross say's that his head shot was taken from a pic of him in high school and transposed onto a prison guards neck. Hell, if the ish' worked for the Pee'd Piper I guess it could work for him. The pic was allegedly leaked by an ex-girlfriend. Guess she couldn't stand by and watch him bounce between jailbird Foxy Brown and Reality show reject Buckey.

As for me...The jury is still out on this one. I've been smitten with Big Ricky ever since I saw his budda-tiful body and suckalent exposed man titties on various video's. My crush was intensified when I gazed upon his luscious loofah scrub-like beard on the set of Bun B's video "You're Everything." (I can think of a couple of places that need exfoliating on my body.) Interestingly enough I am not alone... I have since bashfully inquired among other women about the sexiness of this man and I haven't found one who didn't agree... there's something hot about Rick Ross. I just want to know does he still have his prison uniform and handcuffs. :}

E! talk show host Chesley Handler could barely "handle" a very slippery baby oil'd Miss New York last night on her hilarious E! talk show. Miss New York had more baby oil on her legs then a lard slathered Christmas hog. I guess she lathered up in preparation for some of the tough questions she would be facing. The reality show star dodged the inquiries regarding her current status with Flava o Luv fiance Taylor Made as well her participation in a sex tape. I don't know what it is about these "Flava" girls and their sex tapes... but what else should you expect from a bunch of "Gutta-Bucket-Guhls. (see previous post reg'd Buckey's tape) I'm waiting for the chick with the billboard size forehead, I think her name is sincere, to drop here 3-D sex tape so I can complete my box set.

Miss New York says that it was a cheap imitation of her because if she had done a sex tape it would've been a lot more exciting. (Yes, I've seen the tape. Only because I felt a "privy" duty to spare you all eyeball infections and besides I still have penicillin eye drops from watching Buckey's sex tape.) Chelsey Handler clowned Miss New York before she slither offstage by asking her how long it took her to apply bacon grease all over herself. Chelsey H. is a cool a$$ chic. I luv her for asking that question it was like she was reading my mind.

From G's to Jesus what happened?

Fonzworth Bently debuted his show "G's to Gent's" on MTV earlier this week as well as premiered his video collabo with Kanye West & Andre 3000 for the upcoming rap album C.O.L.O.U.R.S. The etiquette extraordinaire was obviously having an "off" day when he showed up at Nas album release dressed like he sleeps in his car and shops at goodwill. If you were a contestant on your own show I would have to chunk you a black ball. "Pardon me, A onyx sphere."

Label Whore's galore in the Galleria!!!!

Hope you enjoy these juicy tidbits I gobbled up today in the Galleria Mall during my serious window shopping mission.

Check out the Red Bull art of can exhibition in the Galleria Mall @The Nieman Marcus entrance.

Social Privy<Robert Vincent Anderson Gucci Specialist @Saks Fifth Ave> gave me a peek at's Gucci Fall Runway collection. I noticed that the decorative hardware that adorned the bags are similar to the accents on Rihanna's supa-dupa fly boots worn in the Instyle magazine spread. Which makes perfect sense seeing that Rihanna is the new spokesmodel for Gucci's first ever Unicef ad. She'll be appearing in their Tattoo Heart campaign, which will begin in December. Creative director Frida Gianninni says, "When we decided to dedicate a full ad campaign, more than just creating products, to really come out and show our commitment to UNICEF, I felt a musician and a beautiful woman was the perfect icon for this campaign." The photos will feature Rihanna and Gucci items, and 25 percent of the proceeds will go to the children's charity. Okay!!! H-Town "Get It" girls get ready for the fall collection and purchase your hot new Gucci gear w/o a guilty conscience. Now you can look good while giving back.

Now onto you guys... I couldn't help but notice that men are really really into shopping these days. For example there was a crew of straight guys in the Louis Vuitton boutique baggin' it up. Imagine my surprise when I peeked over to see what some lucky "Get It" girl was getting from her man and didn't see a hot new Takashi Murakami Camouflage Speedy. Instead I saw LV sneakers, Belt & sunglasses. Huh? What's up with that? I don't know how I like this whole new "designer dude" from head to toe. Are men becoming label whore's??? That use to be a girl thing. You know who I blame for this ish'!! That damn Kanye West. Social-Privy<Kanye West as well as Pharrell are designing a sneaker line for Louis Vuitton. >

When I mention the "designer dude" trend to my other Sak's 5th source Social Privy<Travis Cal (Travis also has a consulting firm Fashionably Loud 713 960 9748)> he added that I had no idea how many men shop religiously and not only that but go hard at with their black cards. "You wouldn't believe how many black men in Houston have black Amex cards!!! You should do a write up on that..." Travis we will talk plus I need the stats on the brother's with the black cards. He'll, maybe the designer dude ain't so bad after all.

Ghetto Botox

Social Privy Tip#1: I love getting a fresh new weave. Not only does my hair look "FAB" but my forehead is extra tight. Today I'm looking very fresh and alert. I remember the first time that I recognized the double benefits of the instant face lift. I attended a Momentum BMW networking mixer downtown where everyone kept commenting on how different I looked. On the way home I rang up a sister/home girlfriend of mine and ran down the whole evening. In the middle of my story she calmly stated When did you get your weave done? K. Anntionette: Today. Why? They weren't complimenting on my hair. They were saying how young I looked???!! Some couldn't believe my age. Sister/girlfriend: "It's the Ghetto Botox." K . Anntionette: WHAT!!!??? Sister/girlfriend: You just got your weave down so your looking like a teenager by the forehead. K.Anntionette: OOOOOOOhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! GUUUURRRLLLL!!! YOU KNOW WHAT!!

Okay Ladies the next time your feeling a little stale in the grill skip the needles to the face and head straight to the beauty salon for some needle and thread to the head!

Social Privy Tip #2: Sometimes it's good to try someone and something new. Due to today's economic climate I could not do Lugo's hair because I just couldn't see wearing the equivalent of 3 gas fill ups on my head not to include the cost of application. I have a ton of hair stylist friends who are all skilled & talented however a good friend of mine tried a new stylist who had a wonderful special on extensions and I just couldn't pass it up. So big shout out to KE-KE of Hair Icon. Call her to find out extension specials 832 343 0620

Whats your Flava?

Shay Johnson aka Buckey of Flava of Love season 3 is speaking out about her recent sex tape on AllHipHop.com. "It troubled me to find out my intimate act of love was classified as a sex tape."

REWIND TAPE <= "intimate act of love" Guhll pllllluuuuzzze!!!!

I had to get a prescription for some penicillin eye-drops after watching your nasty-a$$ on tape!!! You were clearly performing for the world to see as you hardly interacted with your partner, all eyes were on the camera man. At one point while giving up some mean monkey-neck you actually stopped performing to position your head because you realized that you lost your lighting. Not to mention your tape was actually a menage a tois' seeing that you had a rather large hemmroids playing a supporting role. Here's some free Public Relations advice: (because caring is sharing) Write a tell all book or pamplet about... Hell! Girl I don't know, whatever you know how to do best or do something that no other reality star has done... like take your show straight to porn. If you're going to degrade yourself like that at least be professional and get yourself some Preparation H, better lighting and most of all get paid!!!

On a positive note because I like to have balance in my life. Black aka Candance Cabrera is featured in the Lloyd/Lil Wayne video "Girls around the world." She plays one of the sexy fembots and surprisingly her face was the primary focus. She's on Phase I of turning 15minutes of reality TV into 20 minutes of reality. I must say that she was one of my fav's as she held her ground on the flava of love and didn't compromise too much of herself for fame. FYI: TV really does add about 1o - 12 lbs on your frame. Don't get me wrong, she is a pretty girl and extra thick for a non-black chick (not that it matters these days ie. Kim Kardashian). However she wasn't as thick in person as she was on TV when she dropped in on the Lil Wayne Concert and after party in H-Town earlier this summer.

Grape Kool-aid Anyone?

Rev. Run and wife Justine blessed Houston July 9 with their presence as they chipped in to help build a local playground fulfilling their duties as brand ambassadors for Kool-Aid Ka-Boom.

"I'm personally committed to bringing families together at the dinner table, in communities and on playgrounds," said Rev Run.

Pictured below: Rev Run, Monique 97.9 The Box, Justine

Public Service Announcement

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: I, K. Anntionette founder & President of the Committee for Wayward Titties can not, will not & absolutely refuse to stand by in silence as this tragic epidemic continues to infect the eyeballs of innocent people. I stood by as long as I can ignoring loose, over-exposed, sloppy, lazy and various disrespectful displays of titty- foolishness run a-mock throughout the world-wide-web. The time has come for change ladies "will you come today?

This organization was created to provide information and most of all (pause) support, because sometimes that's all a rambunctious titty needs is a lil' or a lot (depending on the extremity of the case) of support. As in all tragic crimes of ignorance we at The Wayward Titty choose to protect the identity of victims of a titty-tantrums. Case #1 exhibit A Pic I: This young lady is a grown woman who should know better than to wear a Lycra halter top with tear drop titties. There is no material made outside of NASA strong enough to hold those suckers up. You are just wrong, but not alone because whomever those young ladies are in the pics with you are not your friends (I don't know you & I'm more of a friend to you then they are) you would've never been allowed to leave home w/o tucking your titties securely into their holster. Pic II: That's not sweat on the front of your shirt, those are tears... your titties are sad not because they're long & droopy but because they don't want to be out there like that and neither should you. Please come back, please bring them home... There's support for you here at the Wayward Titty home for girls. Will you come? Will you?

This message has been brought to you by the WAYWARD TITTY COMMITTEE: FIND YOUR WAY HOME... ONE TITTY AT A TIME

Grown & Sexy Birthday!!!!

I celebrated my very "grown & sexy" B-day over the weekend. As you all know from my very 1st post, one of my pet peeves are the B-day whore's who run around pimpin' people for cash. You all know what I mean pinning $$$ on your clothes, running to the clubs for three days straight ya-di-ya-di ya. If you run up on me all cheesey-cheese grinnin', wearing a bedazzled crown and what not hoping that I bless you with $$, I'mma pin a pray on you. I think that kinda ish' is cool for the office @ work. You know for your co-workers or the receptionist that gets over looked for all her hard work and actually had to come to work on her day of birth. As for me I celebrate like it's my birthday all throughout the year, so I don't need a special occasion to eat cake or get my drink on. And... I ain't afraid to ask my friends for a dollar if I need one.

On the cool: Special Thanks goes out to my Momma because you could have smothered me w/a pillow in my sleep as a child but you stayed strong. All my fam' & friends who I speak to on a daily basis. Thank You for the crazy Happy B-day song remix's & voice mails.

But... there was one special email blast from the past that really warmed my heart because it feels good to be remembered by someone you haven't seen or spoken to in years and that goes out you Randy Brown of Sister 2 Sister Magazine. Thank You for remembering my B-Day you are truly a gentleman. Oh yeah, also Kudos to my florist at Central Market who comp'd me my arrangement and all my checkers at H E BUTTs!!! (HEB) who sang "Happy Birthday Cake-Lady!!!!" to me at their registers. (It's cool, but crazy that I'm friends with workers at grocery store they can tell my mood by what's in my cart. But that's a different story.)

Enough of that mushy ish' lets get down to da bizness'.

Bun B. Video It's a wrap!!!!!

Wheew!!! I know this is a long one but hey, I wanted to make sure you got properly SOCIAL-PRIVY'D. I had a great time & I've really missed "my familia". But... I will say this I have a whole new respect for the papparazzi, shooting this pics was hard work but the $$$$hots were worth the wait. Please be sure and leave a comment if you like what you see or even if you don't. That lil pineapple you see in the right hand corner is yours... truly. On the real, that lil pineapple had my a$$ tow' up. Some dude was on set hooking them up. By the time they called wrap all I could do was sing ... (in my best Jodeci R&B riff ) OOOOOOWWWW!!!!YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

People behind the scenes of UGK"s "You're everything" Video

• Queenie- Bun B's "Honey Bun of a wife" & founder of Under ground Kittens Modeling Agency
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• TY of CEO Fathead Apparel http://www.fatheadapparel.com/, CEO James Prince, FUBU Founder Keith Perrin
  
  BET Access Granted Bun B &Rick Ross premiering Aug 6
  Rap-A-Lot A&R Chief, Monique Hudspeth 97.9 The Box, Big Steve
  
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Special guest appearences

Rick "Im the biggest" Boss Ladies, (pause) there's something mysterious about this man. I can't put my finger on but... he was always so cool and chill on set. Maybe that's why he didn't take off his shirt ( I was disappointed) guess David Banner beat him to the punch (see July 9 post)

8Ball & MJG also dropped in to add that special Tennessee flava to mix. We reminisced (do y'all remember Space Age Pimpin') about old times w/Suave House and I'm happy to privy you with info regarding their new record deal and upcoming project in the fall. Stayed tuned.

David Banner spent his down time reading his cover story in Ozone Magazine . http://www.ozonemagazine.com/

Behind the scenes on UGK's "You're everything I need"

Nahala "Mr Boomtown" Johnson of Boomtown productions http://myspace.com/boomtownusa directed his 3rd video with super-group UGK. He is also a native of Port Aurther, TX. Nahala and I go waaaaaay back! (not that far back we kept it eye to eye) It's really nice to see people follow their dreams. We've worked together on a couple of projects. I think this video will be the issh'!!!!

"You're everything I need" Video set

The set designer created a beautiful memorial wall dedicated to Pimp C. R.I.P Pimp C. your missed but never forgotten.

It's ya boy!!!

That's right ladies!!! It's ya boy David Banner! And yes... he does look that good in person. Yesterday I caught up with Banner on the set of Bun B.'s upcoming video "You're Everything" where he was not only flexing his lyrical muscles, he also showed off his impressive acting chops. The young lady in previous post is Dallas based makeup/hair stylist Bridgett H. (http://www.bridgetth.com/) who was brought in among others to preserve the sexy on set. One of her duties was damping moisture off of the "hot" rappers back. (where do I apply) I was most impressed with his professionalism and down to earth demeanor upon leaving the set Banner apologized for having to leave early and stated "If I had the time to hug each and everyone one of yall I would but I gotta go to Dallas... I got money waitin' on me. I love you all." No camara's were rolling so that was coming from the heart. My impression of this southern gentleman left me feeling like I had a good ol shot of Southern Comfort... all warm and tingley.

Ladies guess who's bringing sexy back?

Ummphf-ummphf ummphf!!!! M I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I crooked letter, crooked letter I HUMPBACK-HUMPBACK (ooohhh-aaagghhh) I. I would've learned how to spell Mississippi a lot faster if I had this hot rapper's back as a blackboard. Check out the expression on the young ladies face...Can you say wipe me down? I hate to tease you all but you'll have to tune in tomorrow for the details on this lovely pic. Hint: It's all in a day's work!

VICTORY

Rap Mogul James Prince aka Lil "J" enjoyed a victory today in court against Ronnie Bookman owner of 7303 Records as well as 7303 studios. The lawsuit was filed April 7 2007 as a result of allegations that claimed Bookman was savagely beaten upon arriving on the premises of J. Prince's community center located in the heart of 5th Ward. Bookman's belief was this attack was due to a direct order from Prince CEO & Founder of Rap-A-Lot records because he feared Bookman's neophyte label 7303 Records would be stiff competition for his 20-year old multi-million dollar enterprise. When all was said and done, Bookman should've "book'd" up and ran man" but instead he limped away from the situation with his tail between his legs (no pun intended. Ok that was a PR tactic, let me keep it real, alleged punches may have been intended). Today when the verdict was passed in James Prince favor, Bookman probably limped away from the court house feeling the same way he did the day he limped his a$$ out of 5th Ward.

Okay! Now that I got the legal-eagle facts out of the way here's what I have to say... How in the hell are you going to fix your mouth to say that your microscopic label was a threat to man who has paved the way for the southern rap industry for over 20years. Not only is my "Uncle J" a savvy business man, he's also a behind the scenes philanthropist who gives back to a community that has given so much love to him. He doesn't have the time place any orders, he's too busy counting cash... Let me put it to you like this... I wouldn't have to order my momma to whoop yo a$$ if you walked up into my house talkin' ish about her daughter. I Gotta love my extended R-A-L/5th ward family. RAP-A-LOT fo life!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday Funnies

Once again, I was strolling all up and through the party pic websites and ran across this treat. Oh Lawd-Jezzzuus, why was an fat ass lil Richard Simmons lookin'-ass-boy doing with a damn is that pancake mix on yo face lil Kim lookin-ass guhl, in the club.

HAPPY 8TH OF JULY

Ok! So I'm a little late with the salutations but... Oh Hell I ain't got no excuse. Houston's was buzzing this weekend with all sorts of parties, of course the usual weekend spots amp'd up their promotion skills by flooding email boxes with tons of flashing-red-white-blue evites with your usual video vixens sprawled across the screen. Only difference is that they were straddling the american flag ala spread eagle. There were a couple of events that light up the scene for instance Neo-Soulstress Jill Scott performed at the Verizon theatre as well as Raheem Devaughn performed at Southwest Live. All in all it was a Hollywood-Houston-Live Weekend.

Yes People! I've almost arrived... please stay tuned.